I swear these little creatures are driving me insane! I've tried killing them, but they just keep coming back. It's like they have apermanent/lifelong/never-ending lease on my apartment/house/room. I'm so tired/fed up/exhausted of waking up with bites all over me. I need to find/discover/locate a solution before I lose it/snap/go crazy!

• Perhaps call an exterminator.
• These bed bugs are the worst/evilest.
• Don't know if I can live like this anymore.

Those Bed Bugs!

You discover them sneaking in the hidden corners of your house. They attack you while you rest. And they spread like wildfire, leaving you scratching in frustration. Fuck those bed bugs! I'm telling you, those creatures are the worst kind of roommates. You can't trust a used couch anymore. And forget about sharing your space. They'll just end up with itchy welts all over their legs. Seriously, fuck those bed bugs!Let's be real, they suck!Screw those bloodsuckers! It's a war that seems to stop.

Wipe Out Those Bed Bugs!

These blood-sucking monsters are making life miserable. They hitchhike and they're incredibly persistent. Don't give up to a bed bug infestation. We need to wage war against these tiny terrors. It's time to declare war.

Let's come up with strategies to destroy these bed bugs. Together, we can win this battle!

Bed Bug Apocalypse!

The bugs are here, and they're multiplying faster than you can say "insecticide". Your mattress is no longer a safe haven, but a horror show. Every night, you toss and turn, anxious, wondering if you'll feel their presence.

The news are flooded with stories of these persistent vampires. Experts are sounding the alarm, but is it too late?

Your best strategy? A mixture of diligence, prevention, and maybe a good old-fashioned flamethrower. We're in this fight for our lives, folks.

Damn Bed Bugs Are Back!

It's getting terrible out there folks. Those little bloodsuckers, the bed bugs, are check here back with a vengeance. They're sneaking into homes faster than you can say "itchy bites". You need to be careful. Check your furniture, examine your luggage after travel and wash your clothes in hot water. Don't let these biters take over!

Those Fucking Bed Bugs

Dude, I/You/We am so fucking pissed off about these bed bugs. They're/It's/He's like a nightmare come to life, crawling all over the place and biting me/us/everyone. My/Our/Their mattress is basically a buffet for these little suckers, and I can't get a good night's sleep.

I've tried/We've tried/They've tried everything to get rid of/kill/eliminate them, but they just keep coming back. It's/This is/That is like they're winning/a losing battle/an endless war.

I swear, if I see one more bed bug, I'm going to lose it.